Monday, January 26, 2015
The end of the world, at least for a few days, is at hand. Blizzard warning, storm mania, words like 'catastrophic', 'historic' on line, in print, on the air. Down to last tablespoons of coffee, I need to trek to Whole Foods on Washington Street Newton at 10 AM. Days without coffee? Are you kidding me?
You woulda thought the populace was preparing for a statewide 'shelter in place' edict.
Lines of cars inch forward on the road before even entering the jammed parking lot, deciding which lane to enter to find a place to park, eyeing patrons exiting with cloth bags hefty enough to substitute for barbells on the rack at the health club, trying to figure out where they are headed. Gasoline powered vultures.
This does not bring out the best in us. A few kamikaze moves from especially crazed drivers, the rest wait, white knuckles gripping the steering wheel. A social scientist would have enough material for a doctoral thesis with a few hours of observing cars vying to slip into a parking place vacated seconds before - and do it in a manner that wouldn't embarrass us if it were videoed on omnipresent cellphones. We're all looking for that parking spot that will get us a trip into the store and salvation - and supply us with provender for the oncoming hyped-up, historic event.
We are in a mild state of panic. The fear of scarcity rules us. Aisles in the store are clogged, register lines queued with carriages packed to the gunnels. Black humor and anxiety vie for primacy in snippets of conversation. Your handwritten list, created in the sanity of your kitchen an hour before, doesn’t seem to be sufficient. You double down on milk and more basics. You pray that the power doesn't go down and you suffer as you watch $100 of perishables perish in your warm fridge.
Brainstorm. Buy cans of soup. The gas stove will work even if power goes poof. Once through the cashier aisle, a wave of relief...and reckoning. You wonder how you could have spent so much for so much more than you thought you'd need. You turn on the radio. Nothing but Blizzard of 2015 updates. You imagine being home bound for weeks. Maybe you didn't buy enough.
Voice Recognition
January 6, 2015
I’m a radio guy. I have no idea what some of my favorite “on the air” voices look like in person. Just the way I want it. I don’t want to know. It is an unnecessary layer, a subliminal distraction between me and the news, sports, and commentary.
Unlike TV personalities, I associate these reporters, anchors and commentators with a voice, not a face. I could be riding an elevator with one of these men or women and I wouldn’t be tempted to whip out my phone and ask for a photo. In this age of ubiquitous digital imagery, these voices emanate from radio, the last bastions of non-visual media.
Recently, I came across a photo of WBUR newsman Bob Oakes. Since then, I can’t shake the image of is face every time I hear his voice on the air. Of course, I associate lots of radio names with faces. I just don’t go out of my way to discover the ones I don’t connect that way.
I love Siri. She’s got a great voice plus a sense of humor. I’d be disappointed if all of a sudden, Apple gave her a face. I like the mystery. She’s faceless but not characterless. So are the voices on my Garmin GPS system. They get the job done.
Way back in the first days of radio, most listeners had no idea what the entertainers and announcers looked like. There was comfort listening to familiar voices. I love listening to The Moth Radio Hour, a throwback to the old days of radio when stories were king. Who knows what those storytellers look like, who cares?
Here’s a list of some of my favorite faceless voices: Peter Sagal (and all his spirited panelists) of Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me, Ira Glass, Sylvia Poggioli, Bill Littlefield, Joe Pesca, Andre Codresceau, all of NPR, and Bob Edwards of Bob Edwards Weekend.
Sooner or later, one of their faces will pop up unexpectedly on the internet and the genie will be out of the bottle. Until then, I happily know them only by their voice print. Maybe I’ll ask my therapist if there’s some dark meaning behind my wish to enjoy listening to faceless voices.
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