June 23, 2020
What makes your skin feel more supple and makes you appear five to seven years younger? No, not Oil of Olay… SEX !
That high-pitched sound of bed springs creaking in senior living communities across America is because residents just read this comment by Dr. David Weeks on the bulletin board of their recreation center. Weeks says people formerly called elderly can “shave between five and seven years” off their appearance by having regular sex. The more orgasms the better. Let endorphins rage.
Those endorphins are leeetle miracle workers, he says. They can act as a natural pain-killer, reduce anxiety, boost circulation and release a human growth hormone that makes the skin more elastic. Forget ibuprofen. Break out the Viagra.
"Sexual satisfaction is a major contributor to quality of life, ranking at least as high as spiritual or religious commitment …” he added. That finally answers the question of why people experiencing orgasms so often shout, “Oh, god!”
“….more positive attitudes towards mature sex should be vigorously promoted," he said. I guess that means I’d been having immature sex until I was eligible for my AARP card. I wonder how mature sex is different. Well, I haven’t used the trapeze lately, maybe that’s a sign I’m having mature sex.
Here’s the interactive part of this post. We should be able to create a top ten list of signs of mature sex. Here’s a starter list. Feel free to weigh in.
•You can wait till you get to the bedroom before you start.
•You haven’t had sex in a car in a few years.
•You have sex with your socks on.
•You wonder whether you DVRd your favorite TV show while you’re having sex.
OK, readers, your turn to add to the list. You don’t necessarily have to be of AARP age to add your comment…
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